One of the most convenient places to roll, once you have mastered the art of rolling is on the tube. Most of the people on the underground or any train for that matter are too busy reading the metro or evening standard, or listening to their music player, or playing with their ipad, or has their own problems to care. So usually no one bothers no or cares.

So one time I got on the tube and prepared myself to roll. I thought I might be able to do it on a two stop journey. Boy was I wrong. I got the mix on the paper when I reached my stop. So I held it down and jumped off. I waited for the tube to disappear and wind to stop blowing on a bench. Once the wind died down I prepared to finish the job. Before I could I heard a loud announcement on the sound system. Saying, please keep your personal belongings with you at all times and that the station was monitored by CCTV.

I took that as a sign to get out of there when I realised it was a human voice not that annoying electronic machine women voice, but unfortunately at that precise moment a guest of wind came and blew the paper and spilled all the contents all over me. I put what I could in my hand and legged it. Once outside I found a quiet place to roll, had to top up more backy, but I managed to salvage the roll. And it smoked good as well.