So I met a genius yesterday who taught me many things. Two things stick out in my mind.

The sure fire way to find out if someone smokes, and to find out what they smoke. There is a simple test. All you have to do is ask them this really simple question and you will figure it out. The question you have to ask is: “Do you smoke?”

if their answer is:

a) “No” – they dont smoke at all

b) “Yes” – they only smoke fags

c) “Smoke what” – that means they are stoners