The Weedicle

Upon returning to campus after winter break, many Duke undergraduates from Colorado have reported an unusual “friendliness,” from other students.

“I’ve gotten a lot of text messages from people I don’t really know that well asking about my plans for spring break,” junior and Denver native Mark Wells stated. “At first I was confused but then I just got really high with the weed that I brought back from Colorado and realized what a cool guy I am. Can you stand still for a second, bro?”

Senior Amy Cox, from Boulder, CO has been enjoying the attention. “People finally appreciate me for being me,” she reported while lighting her mid-afternoon joint. “I think people are finally starting to realize that this is my last semester on campus and this is their last chance to hang out with me. Everyone keeps asking me how much of the ‘good stuff’ I brought…

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